Today I saw a brunette girl in the elevator at Target wearing a pink t-shirt with the phrase “Blondes Have More Fun” written across her chest in fuchsia bubble letters. It seemed like a mean joke on her played by the universe for obvious reasons, and because I’d bet money the poor thing wasn’t wearing it ironically.
Today someone told me that I reminded him of his friend, Alanis Morissette, when I was dressed like Elvis on Halloween. This seemed like a cruel joke played on me by the universe because I look nothing my brunette wig-wearing Halloween outfit during the rest of the year, and because for a brief time during my ‘tween years I believed I was both Alanis Morissette and Elvis.
Ironically, when I Googled Alanis to double check the spelling of her name, this blonde picture of the normally brunette singer came up. Maybe Blondes really do have more fun, even when dressed as brunettes.
